The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "John." "John who?" John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse. "Knock Knock""Who's there?""John.""John who?"John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I was reading a book when my 5yo cousin asked "why is that book so thick?" Then i told him "its a long story"
I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart. There were two colonels crushed.