The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner whit them? They’re pair-a-medics.
Have you heard the joke about the bed? It hasn't been made up yet.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. Thats how I lost my job as a bus driver.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, “What’s with the paper towel? ' The pirate says, “Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head! '
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What did one piece of tape say to the other? Let’s stick together.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)