The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you get an elephant in a Safeway shopping cart? You take the S out of safe and take the F out of way!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
What does a sprinter eat before a race?' 'Nothing, they fast!'
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!