The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
Did you blow bubbles as a kid? Well, just so you know, he is back in town for the weekend and was asking for your number.
What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I’ll go through it again.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Ayatollah. ' “Ayatollah who? ' “Ayatollah you already. '
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
How’d the clam cross the river? Took a taxi crab.
Did you hear about the Jockey that got fired for not pay attention to his job? Everyone got tired of his horsing around!
Why did the space rock eat the hamburger? It wanted to be meteor.