The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I recently attended a funeral where the casket was driven to the cemetery on a practice run before the ceremony and procession. It was a rehearsal.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”