The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Breaking News: Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident. All involved were rushed to the ICU
John the farmer was told by the other farmers he couldn’t sell apples anymore. Such pear pressure
Life Pro Tip ~ if you start watching, "When Harry Met Sally" at exactly 11:15 pm on New Year's Eve, when the clock strikes midnight... You'll still be just as single as when you started the movie...
A joke from my 10 year old son. How do you stop an attack from a snowman? Kick him in the snow balls.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
In the beef army there was a soldier who always snuck up on the enemy from the left or right. He was a flank steak.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.