The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character? The Count
I used to say jokes out loud when I was a long jumper. One day I crossed the line.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.'
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.