The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree?' 'By its bark.'
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
Can I watch TV? Yes but don't turn it on.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
I have a friend who tried to take a selfie in the shower, but the image was too blurry He has selfie steam issues.
Every time my mom burns my grilled cheese sandwich I get a stomach ache... I guess I’m black toast intolerant.
An Ego and a Super Ego walk into a bar The bartender says "I can't serve you without ID."
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there