The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
At what angle do most car accidents happen? The Rectangle!(Wrecked Angle)
A man walks into a library and asks if there’s any books about turtles... Librarian: hardback?Man: Yea with little heads
An owl told me a joke It was a hoot.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.