The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court? Annette.
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
What do you call someone who is both a physician who can treat you and a physician who cannot?!?!?!?!?! A pair-a-docs.
Sixteen sodium atoms walk into a bar Followed by Batman.
How do you know when an Irishman has a stomach ache? He’ll be Dublin over
I bought a pair of drums without any drumsticks, so I decided to bolt them together. I figured if you can't beat them, join them.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.