The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Some guy on the Oregon Trail makes a joke at the expense of Terence, a known outlaw. He died of dissin' Terry.
Why do flamingoes life one leg up? If they lifted both they'd fall.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Did you hear the one about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground? It was a knot-for-profit.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.