The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
Samurai wielding sword: now we fight to the death **Me, nervously clicking pen:** t-they better be right about this
In Tribute Boy: I'll bet you a dollar my dog can talkMan: you're onBoy: how does sandpaper feel?Dog: Ruff!Boy: what's on top of a house?Dog: Roof!Boy: who's the greatest ballplayer ever?Dog: Ruth!Man: come on! I ain't payin' for that, get out of h... read more
What price did the inventor of the knock-knock joke win? The No-bell price
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.