The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat? He didn't get a good knight's leap.Wakka wakka!
What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution? HDMI
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he *neverlands*
In an ambulance "can you describe the snake that bit you?"Me: "yes, it was like an angry rope"
What is an ambulance's favorite game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dja. Dja who? Knock knock.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.