The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner's on me.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
What did one hat say to the other? You go on ahead.
What do you call a pencil with two erasers? Pointless.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies, “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?”
I entered a competition to see who could put on the most items of clothing in a minute. I was in the lead, but right at the last second, my opponent managed to throw something around his neck and draw level. It was a tie.
An atom loses an electron… it says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”