The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What’s black and slides down Nelson’s column? Winnie Mandela.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
What I if told you… That you read the top line wrong?
These are the hardest to pull off. You have to wait until the setup comes to you before you can strike.
Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it's pretty handy.
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. 'You can't cut me down,' the tree complains. 'I’m a talking tree!' The man responds, 'You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.'