The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.'
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
Country boy is late for school class and teacher asks him "Why are you late? Where have you been?"\- "I had to bring cow to be inseminated by a bull."\- "Couldn't your father do it?"\- "I guess he could but I though bull would do a better job."
The USA is number 1 when dialing internationally.
What does the ghetto snowman call his friends? His snowmies
Clark: "I'll have a coke." Flight attendant: "Do you want that in the can?" Clark: "No, I'll have it right here."
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it's ground beef.
What state do crayons go to on vacation? Color-ado.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'