The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Having children is a lot like making pancakes The first one is always a bit weird, but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An orca-stra.
Knock-Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Come right in, Mr. Trump.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
An orchestra conductor calls 911. “Help! My oboe player swallowed his reed! What do I do?” The 911 operator says “Simple. Have a muted trumpet cover the part.”
Mary had a little lamb. The event made medical history.
My mom always said I'd never accomplish anything other than being born. To be fair to her, that was my crowning achievement.
Two grains of sand going through the desert Suddenly one tells the other: "Dude, i think we're being followed."
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?