The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
A grandfather sits flustered in his workshop unable to recall where he left his toolbox. He calls over his grandson and asks him, "son, what's the name of the German that keeps stealing my tools?!" "Alzheimers granddad, Alzheimers."
Why should you muzzle a wounded sheep? To help stop the bleating
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa dum ssss
Do alcoholics run in your family? No, they usually drive.
i came home yesterday with 2 armchairs and a sofa that a kind man gave me in the park my dad got angry at me for taking suites from strangers
How does Santa keep his bathroom so spotless & clean? He uses Comet.
You may know that baby owls are called "owlets", but did you know where they come from? The owlet mall.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
My wife is furious at our next-door neighbor who sunbathes topless in her backyard. Personally, I'm on the fence.
What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.