The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Drake? Stevie has a legitimate reason why he hasn't seen his children.
This guy had a problem of oversleeping. He was always late for work, and his boss was getting mad. So he went to the doctor and got some pills that were supposed to help. That night he slept well and woke up even before the alarm. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove happily to work. "Boss," he said, "the pill the doctor gave me actually worked!""That's fine," said the boss, "but where were you yesterday?"
How do you know when it's time to change the channel? *"Previously on God Friended Me..."*