The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.'
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!