The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Today I learned, when someone says ' take my breath away ' they... don't mean their asthma pump.
What did the celery say to the carrot? You've got a point.Credit to my niece
My dad told me this joke, I'm very sorry What did the Chimney say to his son?You are too young to smoke
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Why did the girl toss a clock out the window? She wanted to see time fly.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
How does Darth Vader like his bagels? On the dark side.
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
What country's capital is growing the fastest? Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.