The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Shopping for Melons My wife sent me to the supermarket with a grocery list, but when I unfolded and read it, all it said was "melons". I guess it was the honey dew list.