The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
What did the police officer say to the belly button? You're under a vest!
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You're under a vest!
Unused Christmas present. One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift,The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. She asked me: Why,?I replied. "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.