The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
I reached into the washing machine to find my favorite shirt destroyed. It looks like it was murdered. It was a casual T.
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.
There was a short period of time in ancient history when offenders were not only nailed to a cross, but also burned alive Fortunately, the practice ended and very few people were crucifried
I was watching an Australian cooking show this morning . The chef made meringue. The audience all cheered for him. This surprised me. Australians usually boo-meringue.
Bullfrog If Kermit's astrological sign is Taurus, does that make him a Bullfrog?
How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to change a flat tire? Just one. Unless it's a blowout. Then the whole team shows up.
10+10 and 11+11 equal the same number. 10 + 10 equals twenty.11 + 11 equals twenty, too!
I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A... They were raising canes.
How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb? None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner - it was just gathering dust!
What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? A Doyouthinkhesaurus!