The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
A dad goes to a reasturant Waiter: have you decided what you will be having tonight?Dad: hi,yes ill be having the rabbit stewWaiter: alrightDad: hey waiter,theres a hare in my stew!
Why do angels smell so good? Because their scent from God.
I just got a promotion at the farm. I’m the new CIEIO.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
A bear walks into a restaurant. He tells his waiter, "I want a grilled …. cheese." The waiter says, "What's with the pause?" "Whaddya mean?" the bear replies. "I'm a *bear*!"