The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”