The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
The self-depreciation society is taking applications for new members. I've already put myself down.
How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens.
What's a prisoner's favourite piece of punctuation? Periods, exclamation marks, or question marks - whichever one ends the sentence quicker.
A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber "What are you doing?" he shouts, "I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
What did the ocean say to the beach?' 'Nothing, it just waved.'
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
“What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in a thousand years? The letter M.”
How do you talk to the ghost of a window washer? With a Squeegee Board