The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Do you want me to tell you the joke about the butter? No, you might spread it!
We also have a great collection of Knock, Knock Jokes for Kids.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews… only 1 star!
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What's the difference between a Man and a Cucumber? Cucumbers don't mind hiding in the fridge when your Mum gets home
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.'