The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
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A blind man trips on a bottle That's all.Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
A quarterback was being interviewed only moments before the start of the game. The reporter had 3 quick questions: "Your favorite pizza? Your favorite Star Wars character? Your favorite non-football activity?" His answers were just as brief:"Hut, Hutt, Hike!"
A guy walks into a bookstore and asks for a book on Pavlov and Schrodinger. The book keeper says it rings a bell but he doesn't know if it is there or not.
I tried to find volunteers for a tug of war game during a party, but failed miserably The good players just won't come forward.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? Color-ado. My seven year old just told me this one.
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones
Why should you never use "beef stew" as a password? It's not stroganoff.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.
My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.