The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
I ordered rabbit stew at a pub the other day... The server drops the rabbit stew off at my table and starts walking away. I call him back and say, "There's a hare in my stew."
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!'
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.