The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
One frog turns to the other and says... Time's fun when you're having flies!
Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm not that scary!
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.'
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
What kind of motorcycle has the best sense of humor? Yamahahaha
Knock knock Who's there?AshAsh who?Bless you.
What do you call a kitten crying on the grass in the back yard? A lawn mewer.(I wrote this yesterday).
Never argue with a fictional character Their minds are completely made up
What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.