The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Always carry some fiber cable with you when hiking If you get lost, just bury it in the ground. A backhoe will be along shortly to cut the cable, and you can ask for directions.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Two sheep walk into a—baaaa.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What did the calculator say to the pencil? You can count on me.
People ask me how I feel about having never caught a heron I tell them, "I have no egrets."
My pet pig loves soccer. Usually he plays clean but as soon as he’s in mud he’s Messi.
Help, my wife is missing!!! Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over 170 centermeters tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never ... read more
A man wanted to marry his sister, but it was illegal in his state. So they bought a house and he installed a single stair out front.Putting a step in front makes it perfectly legal.
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.