The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
Why did the one eyed headmaster close down his school.... Because he only had one pupil
Why is a woman thru hiker like a hockey player? They both go three periods before taking a shower.\-- I was told this joke by a woman thru hiker while hiking the Pacific Crest Trail.
What did the termite say after walking into the bar? Is the bar tender here?
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK! Rowling.
What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not heard.