The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.
A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn’t going to talk to me for a month.” Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know... a little peace and quiet?""Yeah. But today is the last day...”
I was arrested by a policeman for sitting in the park not doing anything. The charge was impersonating a politician.
Teacher: "Class, I am going to test you on tenses today." She point to John and says "John, if I say 'I am beautiful', what tense is it?" John stands up, gives the teacher a perplexed look and after thinking nice and hard says "Well, it obviously is past tense."
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.