The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
Do you know why twins are sexual deviants? They cum in pears.
How do you stop a fight between 2 blind people? You scream: “I bet 10 dollars on the guy with the knife!”
I'm training to be an anaesthetist, so I asked the head surgeon "Can I practice on my self first?" He said "Sure, knock yourself out!"
A secretary is helping her boss sort through job applications to pick a winner The first thing the boss does is close his eyes, pick out 5 at random, and throw them in the trash. Puzzled, the secretary asks "why did you do that?"The boss responds, "I dont want to hire an unlucky person"
What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.