The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did one wall say to the other?' 'I'll meet you at the corner.'
What did the big flower say to the tiny flower? “Hey there bud!'
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
How do you stop a bull from charging? You cancel its credit card.
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
My roommate said that if I tell another dad joke he's cutting off my internet... Hi cutting off my internet, I'm d-