The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
So I tried cat for the first time yesterday Just kitten
How often should you put an orange slice in your beer? Once, in a Blue Moon.
Did you hear about the cheap farmer that let a town starve? He didn't give a crop
what do you call a group of Giraffes? a Myth
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
(Holding a step ladder) "This is my step ladder... I never knew my real ladder."
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies? Bring out the doggy paddle.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'