The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
Why did the boy bring a ladder on the bus? He wanted to go to high school.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.