The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Where do owls go to buy their young baby clothes? At the owlet malls
What did the teddy bear say after blowing out the birthday candles? No thanks I’m stuffed!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
Where do fruits go on vacation?' 'Pear-is!'
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.