The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
Which one is more brave, a stone or a match? A stone, because it’s a little boulder.
What do you call a former Vice President keeping a beat? Algorithm
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What do you get when you cross a llama and a sweet potato? You get a Yyama!
What's got 24 legs and flys? 12 pairs of jeans