The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels (bay gulls).
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
I wish my gray hair started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it’d been replaced by an apparel store.
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.