The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
I once dated a girl who had a twin. People always asked me how I could tell them apart. Simple:Jane paints her nails purple. John has a cock.
A policeman sees a beat-up man lying on the street He asks: ,,Were you assaulted?",,Yeah, I was.",,Can you tell me what the assailant looked like?",,Yes, I told him that right before he punched me."
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer. I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.
You are under arrest Police: You are under arrest! Me: Why? Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle. Me: Did you say six? Police: that is correct, six! Me: Damn it, we have lost Chantal.