The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call an argument you have while you're high? Grass fed beef.BTW I came up with this myself.
Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework. He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?"Ahmed answers: "The axe"
My dad said he'd delete my computer games if I didn't finish mowing the lawn. I did the first half pretty quickly... but now I'm losing Steam.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
What did the roof say to the shingle? The first one’s on the house.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
What do you call a squash that can't get married? Cant elope