The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What's one form of communication God will never use to speak with you? Fax
You know what really takes guts? Digestion.
Me: I got bitten in the park by a huge dog Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small childMe: I could have fought off a small child, Alice
I like making self-deprecating jokes. You should know, they are not that great.
I used my stimulus check to buy baby chickens Money for nothing, and the chicks for free
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.