The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What did the ancient Roman weatherman say when his emperor asked for a forecast? "Hail, Caesar"
I don't understand it. My company told all employees to get tested for COVID-19, and to stay home until they get the test results. I got tested and called my boss to tell him I'm coming back to work on Monday. He asked me if I'm sure my test came back negative. I told him I was positive. He told me to stay home.
My wife's friend had a baby... She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
What did the caretaker say when they jumped out of the store cupboard? “Supplies!”