The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Husband: My wife is missing. She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home ... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.Sergeant: Color of eyes?Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really ... read more
It wasn’t much fun breaking my neck and being in a cast.. But now I can look back and laugh.
What do you call it when four moderators play musical instruments together? [Banned]
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two…
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast. '
What did the seal with one fin say to the shark? If seal is broken, do not consume.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
How do celebrities keep cool? They have many fans.