The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What type of tea does Uncle Sam drink. Liberty.
Why was the burglar so sensitive? He takes things personally.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duunnnnnnng.
Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
How does a taco say grace?' 'Lettuce pray.'
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.'
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs.