The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other 'Does this taste funny to you?
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
I just got my diploma from my Skydiving class. I had to repeatedly drop out to graduate.
My teenage daughter can't decide whether she wants to be a hairdresser or a short story writer... I guess she'll have to flip a coin....Heads or Tales.
A woman ran screaming into the pro shop at the golf course... "I just got stung by a bee between the first and second hole!"The guy at the counter said "Your stance is too wide".
New Zelda game, starring just the princess, that ties all the story lines together... "The Missing Link"
How far is Mars from Earth? A few CVS receipts away