The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.
What sort of room has no windows or doors? A mushroom!
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself It was two tired.
To all the people that don't cover their mouths then they cough. You make me sick.
What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder? Endless love.
My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction. She packed up her bags and right.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.