The Best (and Worst) Dad Knock-Knock Jokes 👋
Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s the best collection of dad knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! These classic, doorbell-ringing jokes combine the charm of dad humor with the timeless fun of knock-knock punchlines. Perfect for kids, adults, or anyone who loves a good call-and-response joke, our dad knock-knock jokes will have everyone laughing before they even hear the punchline. Explore our collection and enjoy the funniest knock-knock jokes around!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.